POLISH IMMIGRANTS AND OUR PIGEONS IN CAHOOTS!Expect to start being affected by negative press from our tabloids such as the following story which I've obviously made up.
Polish immigrants have been arriving in Great Britain in their droves to cash in on our quality of life, as we have a far stronger economy. It's not uncommon to have your Rover 800 washed by a team of "puzchkow's" or Polish car-wash workers, then if you are hungry from a hard day's real work you may buy a sandwich from one of the many cheap sandwich shops that Poles run and then you drive safely to your home built by Polish builders. Fine, on the surface but what's really going on?
The leftovers of the sandwich that you bought is eaten by scavenging
pigeons and the poor quality high in fat remnants make the pigeons defaecate all over your car! You need to get it washed. Who's going to wash it? That's right the Poles are, the same ones who made your sandwich, do you even know if that was real 'chicken' in your sandwich? And to think that you helped to feed that pigeon and paid money to the sandwich maker and the "puzchkow"who cleaned up the aftermath of your innocent mistake. Polish immigrants are gradually making a fortune out of you, whilst laughing all the way to the bank, of course there is no real evidence for any of this but it's probably true. Should we send them all back? Have your say, txt 55512: a)KEEP THE PROSTITUTE ONES or b)DEFINATELY BIN THEM ALL OFF
This was a piss-take out of the british press, not against polish people.
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